The SECRETS of Scouting

1. Bring soda/Candy on long terms and watch as you become the most popular person overnight. Also $100 has been made off of a single can of soda. Wow. Talk about mark-up.

2. NEVER, EVER, let your Mother touch your back pack. Unless you want to be carrying 5x the weight of a normal backpack. Yeah...just, dont...

3. Turkey Supreme freeze dried meal tastes TERRIBLE, prevent yourself from making several trips off into the bushes. Don't buy/eat it.

4. Always tie your bear bag up, OR have your backpack ripped to shreds with bear barf all over from toothpaste, snickers, soap, and a bag of cookies that mommy baked you 2 days ago, that the bear thoroughly enjoyed.

5. Always ask Mr.Stroman where the smoke shifter is, so the smoke doesn't blow on everyone's face.